Lidia I want some pancakes

Lidia
My canadian friend
her name's Lidia
I want some pancakes
I know you made it
you taught all the stuff
I needed to know
now I know..

americans suck
there is nothing wrong, eh
with speaking 'zet' or "houze"
hey they have no beavers at home!
americans stink
no way this life, no more
you blame a whole country because of Celine Dion

Lidia
my personal shrink
her name's Lidia
she came from so far
And i just bug her out
every week
she's upset cause of her bag pack

american suck
there's nothing wrong
with speaking 'zet' or "houze"
and they have no beavers at home!
americans stink
no way this life, no more
you blame a whole country because of Celine Dion

Oh Lidia you gave me this Canada's Cap
Oh Lidia there're so many prizes that I won't forget

I wanna see the bombardier gliding over the snow
I wanna see the caribou walking in front of me
I wanna see you paying your taxes of GST

miss. Waller you $uck
there's nothing wrong, eh
with speaking 'zet' or "houze"
Lidia has no beavers at home!
miss. Waller you stink
before you make joke
you first take care of your teeth
they probably need 'atencción'


How could I let you go before I say:
I want some pancakes.